"Cranky"

"'You wouldn't be fun if you were stuck up here.'"

Past
Cranky lost the use of his legs while fighting in the Iraq war. At the end of the 00’s, he was looking for jobs he could do with his disability. Working a crane seemed manageable because all he has to do is sit there. Soon after he started working, the crane fell over during a storm. Luckily he wasn’t in it at the time as he'd been picking up some of his stuff that had been delivered to Salty's house. He ended up having to stay there for a while. Cranky liked the idea of actually living up there by himself, so Sir Topham Hatt had the crane altered during its repair.

Present
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Future
Cranky doesn't like to think about his future.

Past jobs
Former Military service with a Honorable Discharge.

Current job
A dock crane operator in Brendam.

Familial
Most of his family is in Guatemala. He regularly video chats with his grandmother. She only speaks Spanish, but since Cranky is bilingual and fluent in Spanish as well as English, this isn't a problem.

Platonic
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Romantic
He's engaged to Duncan Murray.

Negative
For a while he had a rivalry with Edward Rosemore, though it could hardly be called a rivalry on Cranky's part. He thought the whole thing was hilarious.

He tolerates but isn't very fond of his ex, Big Mickey.

Personality
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Interests
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Physical
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Trivia

 * Cranky is the only character whose real name is a secret to the audience as well as within the universe